Dear Amazon.com Customer,We've noticed that customers who have purchased The Bible Series Box Set have also purchased Annie Duke's Texas Hold'em Supercourse on DVD. For this reason, ...
BUSTED!!! So it seems that folks buying Bible DVDs are also big Poker players. The news is out, it's no secret anymore. Move over basement bingo, we're putting in a craps table. How about some slot machines in the fellowship hall? No need to wear those fake glasses and phony moustaches to the river boats. No more excuses like "we just go for the all-you-can-eat buffet." How about a flashing "High Rollers and Holy Rollers Welcome Here" sign in the church yard? Who knows, we could reach a whole new crowd for the Lord.
Look at the bright side, even if church gambling doesn't pan out, we could at least install ATMs in the foyer. That should give the morning offering a real boost!
1 comment:
You write very well.
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