Monday, March 24, 2008

Ghost In The Machine

I think my car stereo is possessed. I grabbed "Deuteronomy" from my Bible on Tape for a listen while driving today. I popped in the cassette (remember, those small plastic thingies with the tape spooled inside?) and the player refused to obey. Not only would it not play, it wouldn't eject, either. I can see my tape, but I can't get it to come out. I would stick my finger in there, but I'm afraid there might be an evil spirit waiting to suck me in. Paranoid or spiritually discerning? Only time will tell.

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